Funny Celebrity Quotes

Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives:
"I don't like my hands because my knuckles are too big. If I get married, I'm worried that the ring won't fit."

Jesse Metcalfe from Desperate Housewives:
"A lot of older ladies come up to me and say, 'I've got a bush that needs trimming.'"

Lou Pearlman:
"People often ask me when is this boy band business going to be over. I tell them when God stops making little girls."

Naomi Watts from King Kong:
"I've slept with a few directors but still didn't get the part. Isn't that strange?" jokingly fears her Hollywood technique is slipping.

Heath Ledger from Brokeback Mountain:
"I've walked out of an audition once. I stopped the reading halfway through and still got the job."

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