Mission Impossible: Placenta

Tom Cruise has gone off the friggin deep end! Make millions in the box office. CHECK. Marry, mind-wash, and impregnate a woman much, MUCH younger than you. CHECK. Decide to eat the placenta of his own unborn baby. Uhhhhh... CHECK. YUCK!

Cruise disgustingly states, "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there." Ohh many you f***ing sicko! Is this a Scientology thing? and is Katie Holmes happy and/or proud of you for this?

We all thought it was wacky enought that having doctor visits wasn't enough: he had to purchase his own ultrasound machine. Now he's becoming a cannibal. Next movie in line for Cruise might as well be Silence of the Top Gun Lambs ;)
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